Saturday, 17 October 2009

Number 35: People Who Base Their Entire Life On 'Strictly Come Dancing'

It is everywhere. From BBC Breakfast News to Football Focus, Radio 5 Live to The Guardian, there is no escaping the TV programme that cringe-worthy fans insist on calling 'Strictly'. Up and down the country, millions of viewers base their entire lives around the decidedly average adventures of Z-grade celebrities into the world of sequin-wearing, teeth-baring rubbish dancing.

It might sound odd, but I honestly have no interest whatsoever in watching some bloke off Eastenders doing the Cha-Cha with all the grace of scaffolder in a pair of concrete trousers. And yet a nation is smitten. 'Boo' they hiss panto-like at the mean judges who dare to question the ability of the hopeless toe-thudding stiffs. These people, in case you need reminding, are adults, some of them in their 40's, 50's and 60's. Not since the utterly terrible 'Generation Game' or the sickening Saturday night moron-a-thon 'Blind Date' have so many been so excited by such a light entertainment horrorshow.
When is modern television going to start?


87 comments:

Anonymous said...

Totally 110% agree. This is pointless cheap television.

The BBC used to make brilliant drama like Play For Today, good original comedy and experimental sci-fi shows (not like Doctor Who nowadays, which is just for children).

Strictly Come Dancing is pure sh*t. Bruce Forsyth telling the same old jokes as he did in the 1970s, millions of women glued to their TV sets all wishing they could (a) just wear the outfits worn by the good lookin' Russian blonde and (b) their husbands would take more interest in them and become interested in dance classes instead of football.

Then, to top it all, TV licence payers have to endure the 'Strictly' (why the shortened version?) specials and BBC Breakfast analysing what's gone on the night before because most of their presenters have been on....

Who f*cking cares how 'Strictly has changed my life forever'??? Pure b*ll*cks....

オテモヤン said...

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Anonymous said...

This blog is one of the reasons

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Coconut Clapping Party said...

"I used to cut class and beg lunch tables."

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Coconut Clapping Party said...

Hi, sorry, forgot to say, I think your sister is a psycho cunt and would like to kill her. If your scummy family ever fancies paying back the £1000 you stole off my mum, or if you want a duel to the death, come find me. If not, get down on your knees and prey someone else bumps you off You off the top of my shit list.

You pretty much are the eliter idiots these days. Everyone else is dead, really.

Coconut Clapping Party said...

This is your last chance. Pay my mum back the £1000 you stole or meet the repo man.

Coconut Clapping Party said...

I know how arrogant you are - fly, fly, fly my creatures - fuck you. I knew I learned Sang Soo Do for a reason - you're going to get trashed bitch. I'm talking to the brother here but I wouldn't rule out your sister getting kicked in the cunt. No matter how bad I sound you stole £1000 off a pensioner, fuck you.

I am coming.

Coconut Clapping Party said...

I'm a remorseless genius and I intend to wipe you off the face of the earth. Your family tried to kill me several times - once with food poisoning, once send me to the shop in a gale and once with a sword. You will find exactly where you stand in the ladder of daggers - in fact, you are noobs and I'm going to let you live, difkheads

Coconut Clapping Party said...

Even though I've said your shit on my shoes and not worth killing - you'll always be looking. Moral of this story, don't fuck with a Cox

Coconut Clapping Party said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypXxyfUOFds&feature=related

Coconut Clapping Party said...

I haven't ruled out killing you yet. You might want to consider repaying my mum her £1000, just as I might want to consider my policy on random attacks.

You owe myu mum £1000 just pay it.

I do know some really hard hitting girls. Plz pay the mopney you stole.

Coconut Clapping Party said...

I'm not the same person you remember - having a loved one try to kill you repeatedly will change you forever, you really need to repay the stolen money.

I've got a nasty feeling you won't repay me which is going to invole a lot of climbing and sneaking.

It's a bona fide debt - just pay it please

This is the last time In ever ask.

Please, pretty please pay

Coconut Clapping Party said...

When I was in jail I was in with one of the top Chelsea men and used to tell me "Coxey, stab them up the arse and they'll never fuck with you again."

My mum will accept postal orders but she will not accept Chelsea fans.

Coconut Clapping Party said...

Pay my mum's money back you cunts

Coconut Clapping Party said...

Either pay or come and way and let me drink your blood.


I challenge you to a duel to the death.

That's why UK is crap -legalise dueling

Anonymous said...

go and die you big chinned old prick