head with a large metal pole. Why such violence? These stupid, squealing, quarreling, multi-coloured life-sized puppet creatures are probably the most annoying creations to have ever walked planet Earth. 'I'm Bella!' 'I'm Milo'! I'm Fizz!' Yeah? Well I am now in a very bad mood and I am going to kill you. Especially you Jake. Until I discovered that Justin 'Mr Tumble/Higgledy House' Fletcher did the voice for Jake, I thought he was all right. Not the new Oliver Hardy, but you know, all right. Y'see it's the voices that are the problem with The Tweenies. They sound like adults desperately trying to be 'weelly cute kids' and they end up sounding like the biggest bunch of cunts you've ever heard in your life. I've done some research and not one American children's show that employ adults to do children's voices are irritating. It is a problem unique to The Tweenies. My three-year-old son is banned from watching them and I think he's on my side when it comes to the extermination plan too. Come on kids, rise up and destroy!
Tuesday, 23 October 2007
Number 24: The Tweenies
'Every day...come and play!' they sing as if there is little choice in the matter. Actually, every day I feel like getting the train to London, walking into the studio where The Tweenies is made and smacking the entire cast around the 
head with a large metal pole. Why such violence? These stupid, squealing, quarreling, multi-coloured life-sized puppet creatures are probably the most annoying creations to have ever walked planet Earth. 'I'm Bella!' 'I'm Milo'! I'm Fizz!' Yeah? Well I am now in a very bad mood and I am going to kill you. Especially you Jake. Until I discovered that Justin 'Mr Tumble/Higgledy House' Fletcher did the voice for Jake, I thought he was all right. Not the new Oliver Hardy, but you know, all right. Y'see it's the voices that are the problem with The Tweenies. They sound like adults desperately trying to be 'weelly cute kids' and they end up sounding like the biggest bunch of cunts you've ever heard in your life. I've done some research and not one American children's show that employ adults to do children's voices are irritating. It is a problem unique to The Tweenies. My three-year-old son is banned from watching them and I think he's on my side when it comes to the extermination plan too. Come on kids, rise up and destroy!
head with a large metal pole. Why such violence? These stupid, squealing, quarreling, multi-coloured life-sized puppet creatures are probably the most annoying creations to have ever walked planet Earth. 'I'm Bella!' 'I'm Milo'! I'm Fizz!' Yeah? Well I am now in a very bad mood and I am going to kill you. Especially you Jake. Until I discovered that Justin 'Mr Tumble/Higgledy House' Fletcher did the voice for Jake, I thought he was all right. Not the new Oliver Hardy, but you know, all right. Y'see it's the voices that are the problem with The Tweenies. They sound like adults desperately trying to be 'weelly cute kids' and they end up sounding like the biggest bunch of cunts you've ever heard in your life. I've done some research and not one American children's show that employ adults to do children's voices are irritating. It is a problem unique to The Tweenies. My three-year-old son is banned from watching them and I think he's on my side when it comes to the extermination plan too. Come on kids, rise up and destroy!
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3 comments:
Hi,
I think the big bright red dog is quite scary, imagine what your kids would do if that walked in the room :-)
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Look at who's being childish~? Hurling insults doesnt make u any less "stupid, squealing, quarreling"!!
Besides, I think that the Tweenies are well-suited for kids so if u think they're too noisy or colourful for u, then get lost and find something else BETTER.
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Seriously, Britain isn't that bad, try living in Iraq for a month... That's gotta suck. ALSO, you don't have to watch it, it is evil yes, but you can survive without TV it is possible.
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